We should be really proud now. Do you think I'm crazy? No way, I will site you some solid reasons which really make us proud. Do you want to know? Here they are:
1. We've the best ever Indian captain in our team. But, we don't need him as captain or a part of the team management. Shouldn't we be proud?
2. We've best ever Indian left-handed batsman, once considered to be best in the business all over the world, but he comes to bat only at no.4 or no.5 when the match is almost over and out. Shouldn't we be proud?
3. We've a coach, oh sorry cricket manager, who is willing to run the show like a corporate house. Any management student will be beneficial from his stock of jargons, and the skill required diverting attention to unnecessary stuffs from the core issues. He has been given the full power despite the warning by a short man who has played little bit of cricket and considered to be best ever test opening batsman. Shouldn't we be proud?
4. Our squad contains more support staff than players. They are "family" after all. I guess some coach is required for "how to console broken hearts" as well, we can get it exported from Queensland, Australia any day any time, so folks don't you worry. Shouldn't we be proud?
5. We have such solid bench strength. Mortaza was bought in millions of dollars but currently busy in South Africa tourism and learning "process" development in cricket team. We can still manage with Brad Hodge, an Australia discarded, as one of the 4 overseas players. Shouldn't we be proud?
6. Mr. Buchanan and company (or sons..??!!) promised that this season our ranking will be different than last year’s 6th position. He was so very right, we've got every potential to become 8th this time. (However, RCB is giving us a strong competition.) Shouldn't we be proud?
7. We've dropped the "Kolkata" from our official team brand, name of the most passionate city in the world, and we don't care about the emotion of common people of the city, although we enjoy the enormous support here. Shouldn't we be proud?
[Won't bore you too much..!! we're almost through...]
8. with this very team, and coach, oh sorry again..cricket manager, and support stuffs we won 6 matches last year under Dada's captaincy. Shouldn't we be REALLY proud of him?
Cheers... [Korlam Na, Lorlam Na, Jitteo parlam na...]
3 comments:
We have another reason for proud that is - we have a cricket manager who knew only laptop but not cricket.
We should be most proud of the co-owner of the KKR (Oooppssss !! KR) who thinks that coaches win matches not the players. We should also be proud of that brave man who can defy the little champion, who once ruled the cricket world.
This Post Mr. SRK and Co.
I understand they are busy reading some spicy blogs these days. I wish they spare some time to read our blog too.
Well am going straight to the point. After following the matches so far and also following all the matches last year the only thing I can predict with 100% accuracy that this team has no chance of winning IPL not even next season. The team does not have a proper combination. Bowling dept is totally ineffective. There is no Middle-order. There is no proper all rounder. You had spent so much of your budget spending on players who are not available during tournament like Ponting and Shoaib, Umar Gul. Instead of taking effective T-20 players you went for big guns.
Above all you all are always after one person Sourav Gangully who at least bagged 3 MOM last yr.
This BUCH (I hate to pronounce his full name) is nothing but an asshole whose contribution is so far zero. Hat's of to Mr. SRK for blindly supporting BUCH's junior school level Theory of many Captain.
So going by what's happening I can "Great going SRKS -- KKR you will be champions from the bottom"
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